Oh boy! There are so many fun options, let’s see, you have: “ew”, “excuse you”, “woah nelly that was a loud one”, “there’s old faithful”, “yo cover your mouth please!”, “DUDE IT”S ALL OVER MY SHIRT!”, “aw that was so cute ☺️”! And many more! How creative can you be? There are some funny people…
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Currently Trapped in an Elevator…
Currently trapped in an elevator, let me tell you how I got here. The tale begins last night, I had something in my eye under/around my contact. It wasn’t so bad though and I was out and about so I was kinda distracted and wasn’t able to take it out anyway. It stayed there for…
When I say “You” here, I don’t necessarily mean “You”
Introduction This is the first essay I’m writing to explain how I work. I debated with the idea of ever writing one of these because even though I think it would be much more fun to let you derive it for yourself and save all of my valuable secrets and knowledge for only the smartest…
A Very Murray Christmas – A Review
Anyone who knows me, knows that this is my favorite Christmas special. Anyone who just learns this fact and has seen the movie always ways, “Why?”. I have yet to ever meet someone who even said they didn’t mind this Christmas special. Netflix took away their “five star ratings” to be able to see how…
Thanksgiving and Gratitude
Yesterday we in America celebrated Thanksgiving. A Holiday about giving thanks and having gratitude for what it is we have. I’d like to write about giving thanks a.k.a. having gratitude. Gratitude is one of the most beneficial states of emotion for a human being, there’s plenty of evidence showing so, and lucky for us– it’s…
Today was my first time taking a Lyft with a female Muslim driver
Currently riding in a Lyft with a Muslim woman as the driver. Found this experience interesting. Her profile pic required her to remove the niqāb (garments that she religiously/customly wears). So I didn’t have any idea or inkling that she would be this type of woman while she was on her way. I only knew…
Why I write 2
I write because standard conversation tends to be unproductive for me. I write because very few do me the respect of having proper discourse or listening: which may be why talk is cheap. I write because I am greedy; I have already had a somewhat satisfactory impact on the world. Should I die right here…
Why Full Color Psycho?
Full – Whole, complete, totality Color – Spectrum, light, not black/gray, distinguishing characteristic Psycho – from Greek psykhē “the soul, mind, spirit; life, one’s life, the invisible animating principle or entity which occupies and directs the physical body; understanding, the mind (as the seat of thought), faculty of reason” “Full Color” describes my perspective/philosophy of…
The Importance of Voting
Hello Everyone and welcome! Today I am going to be speaking on a subject that many people are very sensitive about. There are many thoughts people have regarding this, but you probably already know the standard thoughts. I am feeling called to share my own perspective because I feel it is one that many have…
Life is Hard
I’ve always said it. To the child that doesn’t know any better, to the crying baby, to my friends as we studied for tests, to my parents in frustration, to those who I only had the pleasure of knowing once. I’m sure you’ve said it too. “Life is hard” After all, we’re flung into this…